Shopping Cart RageAt the store the night before last,I was looking for giftsAnd turning corners too fastAs I looked, I saw the perfect giftIt was the last one thereAnd toward the shelf I began to driftBut then out of nowhere and to my surpriseA man jumped outAnd stole it away in front of my eyes!"No!" I screamed with disbelief, "That's mine!"But to this he replied:"Never!" and ran toward the checkout lineI whipped my cart around and chased that manHe saw me coming, And to lighten the load, threw out his holiday hamI was burning rubber down the aislesDodging frightened customersAnd clothes will ugly stylesCloser and closer to